There is nowhere more deafening than Wembley Stadium. No, I’m not talking about 90,000 screaming supporters, fireworks and flypasts. Nor do I mean AC/DC’s two gigs last July or the screams of adulation for Taylor Swift across her EIGHT nights in August. If you’re off to the home of English football this weekend, then think back to your school days and learning about how the Egyptians would remove the brains of soon-to-be-mummified Pharaohs.
On our greatest stage, all the colour, passion, tension and celebration will inevitably be blurred out by, and I’ve Shazammed it from the FA Cup final so you don’t have to, James Hype’s drum and bass track ‘Don’t Wake Me Up’, on the most intrusive and ear-shattering PA system in the universe.
Perhaps the Wembley DJ is unaware that the greatest advert for our game needs no soundtrack but for that of its fans. And for the Championship playoff final, we have two historic clubs from Britain’s industrial heartlands, ready to turn the volume up to 11 for a place in the Premier League.
Sheffield United with a point to prove
Chris Wilder says his players have shut out any negativity they may have faced after failing to seal automatic promotion. And across what was the longest press conference I have ever attended, he got it all off his chest in the space of 57 minutes on Tuesday.
He’s seen them lose at this stage from the stands at both the Millenium Stadium and Wembley but now the fan-turned player, turned two-time Blades boss can break the playoff curse and take them up, at what would be the club’s tenth time of asking in the EFL’s most brutal of knock-out competitions.
Gus Hamer
Combative and productive, Gus Hamer continues to be the Blades’ cutting edge. With nine goals and seven assists, his battle in the middle with Dan Neil and Jobe Bellingham will certainly be tasty. The Dutchman was one of few positives from their previous Premier League campaign, having arrived from Coventry in August 2023.
Those nine goals come from an xG of just 5.8 and include an audacious lob against Preston North End and two superb free kicks from distance. His goal against his old employers was one of the strikes of the season.
Michael ‘Chill’ Cooper
When asked to describe himself as a goalkeeper in a word, Michael Cooper replied ‘chill’ to a reporter’s question on Tuesday. Signed from Plymouth Argyle in the summer, I think he’ll soon be mentioned in conversations about an England call up if he plays in the Premier League glare.
But none of that seems to phase the 25-year-old. 21 clean sheets is outstanding but his goal prevented figure of 5.7 means that he essentially should have conceded 39 goals rather than just 33 this season. It’s been down to brilliant shot stopping, excellent positioning, his confidence, and a consistency in high claims that puts his teammates at ease.
Callum O’Hare
An ACL rupture at Brammall Lane whilst playing for Coventry City ruled Callum O’Hare out of their shoot-out defeat to Luton two seasons ago but this will be the 27-year-old’s third trip to Wembley in as many years. Last year’s ludicrous FA Cup semi-final saw him miss from 12 yards in their defeat on penalties to Manchester United. The way that the game has evolved means being a ‘finisher’ from the bench may be vital on what can be an energy-sapping day. His goals as a substitute in both semi-finals against Bristol City show he can be just that.
Kieffer Moore
The human-battering ram that is Kieffer Moore will be giving Dan Ballard a run for his money on Saturday. Both are combative and towering aerial threats. If Moore starts, then it will be an excellent sub-plot. The Welshman was instrumental in their playoff semi-final success over Bristol City.
Winning a penalty for the opener in the first leg, the 6’5” striker bagged in the second leg and across their 6-0 aggregate win, we saw all the traits that make him either an excellent Plan A or off-the-bench Plan B. I expect him to see him getting on the end of Harrison Burrows’ crosses from the left flank.
Sheffield United fan’s view
“I would have preferred to avoid Sunderland”, Sam Parry from The Pinch tells me. “They were the better team in both the games we played them, which were in the first part of the season. Wilson Isidor had the number of our centre-halves but they’ve only been ahead for a total of eight minutes across their last five matches. It’s a tricky one, I really don’t know what their level is.
Although they’re dangerous on the counter, I don’t really buy that they’re a physical team and if they go and try and play this robust defence then I’m pretty convinced that suits us. We’re a big side with big physical players who relish a battle, so I’m quite hopeful. But right now, the nerves are jangling!”
Sunderland’s steely starlets
Régis Le Bris is quiet in tone, but his team have been doing the talking for him. They’re solid defensively and have pace to attack up front, particularly in transition. With a PhD in sport physiology to his name, his reputation working with young players brought him from France to coach Sunderland and he’s been getting the best out of a squad full of potential, having switched their style up to be a solid, counter-attacking unit.
Jobe Bellingham
Signed from Birmingham City while his brother Jude was joining Real Madrid, comparisons with his sibling feel lazy and the 19-year-old deliberately plays with ‘Jobe’ and not ‘Bellingham’ on his back. However, their similarities are uncanny.
His stretching lunge for a red card against QPR back in November might sugget Jobe is still finding his feet but he can score the odd spectacular goal, is strong in the tackle, and uses his fast feet and strength to get him out of trouble to beat his man. His chance creation is one of the best in the division and his continued grounding in the Championship has given two full campaigns at senior level full of improvement.
Dan Neil
Approaching 200 games at just 23 years old, Dan Neil is already a seasoned pro thanks to the last four campaigns of hard graft in the middle for Sunderland.
One of the stats that really jumps out are his 251 recoveries this season. And, at a time where systems can be so structured, his ability to beat a man before starting an attack has been a brilliant asset for the Mackems’ attack. The man from South Shields will be living the dream of every Sunderland fan on Saturday and unlike being an unused sub in their COVID-era EFL Trophy success 2021 at an empty Wembley, he’ll be right in the thick of it this time around.
Enzo Le Fée
The pocket-rocket wide man has been hampered with a hamstring injury but has shaken that off to show us what he’s about. Having worked with Le Bris at Lorient, the 25-year-old joined on an audacious loan move from AS Roma in January.
Tellingly, the 5’7” Frenchman set up goals in both semi-finals. His inch-perfect pass set Wilson Isidor on his way for Sunderland’s opener at Coventry and it was Le Fée’s right-footed in-swinging corner that Dan Ballard got on the end of for those dramatic 120th minute scenes at the Stadium of Light last week.
Wilson Isidor and Eliezer Mayenda
With devastating turns of pace, I hope Regis Le Bris continues with starting two up-top in what is something of a much-missed throwback these days. At 20, Mayenda showed his poacher’s instinct by reading a wayward pass before rounding the goalkeeper to give them a crucial 88th minute lead at Coventry. That was the Spanish U21 international’s eighth of the season and all bar one have come inside the box. He’s a fearless finisher who may just make the difference.
As I said last week, Isidor is Djibril Cisse reborn. I haven’t seen a more instinctual player as hellbent on hitting the ball as hard as possible since his French compatriot. It’s led to the spectacular, with two missed penalties against Burnley and a ghost goal against Derby County but he can be cute, as he was with his flicked finish in their Boxing Day draw at Blackburn Rovers. Worryingly though, his goal against Coventry was his first in 13 matches.
Sunderland fan’s view
The Roker Report’s Michael Dunne is flying over from Ireland for the final. “I think it really is a 50:50 game. It could be just one moment, or one decision that goes our way because the two league games between us were both tight affairs. But, if we get our best players playing in Bellingham, Neil and Mayenda, I think we have a good chance, especially if like the Coventry game, we can try and nullify their attackers.
But to be honest, we have exceeded expectations. Most fans are just looking forward to the day. There’s more pressure on Sheffield United than us, so we’re going in just hoping for the best.”
So, what other tunes will you hear at this weekend? Tiesto’s ‘The Business’ will do the rounds pre-match, as will DJ Fresh’s 2010 hit ‘Goldust.’ Thankfully the scourge of Sweet Caroline has been consigned to history but before kick-off we’ll hear Sunderland belting out Elvis Pressley’s ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ and Sheffield United with their ‘Greasy Chip Butty’ to the tune of John Denver’s ‘Annie’s Song’. As for which one of those club anthems will be playing out after the final whistle, that’s anyone’s guess.
(Cover image from IMAGO)
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